• Cheney gang: The vice president's daughter and her lesbian partner give Dick an 8 pound, 6 ounce grandson, decline to name him after Grandpa.
• Hair-raising: Republican dark-horse presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is now not only poking fun at John Edwards's $400 haircut, he's also taking it to the bank with a barber pole-themed fundraiser.
• Boehner committed: House Minority leader John Boehner lets his true feelings about a Senate immigration bill show at a private Republican dinner, calling it a "piece of shit."
• Lifetime to actually interest men?: JAG minx Catherine Bell stars in a show focusing on the wives of America's horniest and hardest-working guys: enlisted men. Goes great with a bubble bath and a nice glass of chardonnay.