Nothing gets the corporate rumor mill cranking like a sale. Just ask the staffers at laddie magazine empire Dennis Publishing, where a new owner is expected to be announced any minute now.
With final bids already placed, employees at the home of Maxim, Stuff, and Blender (as well as The Week, which won't be part of the sale) are furiously swapping intelligence—much of it hearsay, and some of it no doubt true. After the jump, the latest rumors surrounding the Dennis sale and its aftermath, ranked in descending order of likelihood ...