• Becking out: Victoria Beckham quits her reality show before it starts, claiming she wants to support her hubs (real reason to follow shortly). They didn't need that $20 million, anyway.
• Do the Hustle: Sultan of Smut Larry Flynt offers $1 million to anyone who can prove he or she had a sexual encounter with a member of Congress.
• Big dogs: Competitive eating upstart Joey Chestnut shatters Japanese grub-god Takero Kobayashi's record by eating 59.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes, 5.25 more than the old record.
• He kills: A death row inmate in Texas is asking people to send him jokes so he can read the funniest as his last words.
• Altercation: Leftist journo Eric Alterman was arrested at last night's Democratic presidential debate for, according to him, nothing at all. According to http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1844279/posts " target="_blank">police, however, he was trespassing and refusing to leave.
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