• Locked up: Perjurer "Scooter" Libby will spend 30 months in jail for lying to a grand jury. And so the rally cry for a presidential pardon begins. Online betting to follow.
• Locked Up 2: Libby might hope things go better for him than they're going for cold, lonely Paris.
• Robbed Barron: Speaking of Paris, it's been a bad week for the Hiltons all around as younger brother Barron Hilton is mugged outside of Penn Station.
• Downsizing: Amateur smut auteur Tom Sizemore's downward spiral continues unabated as he's held without bail following a probation violation that could land him six years in the clink.
• Fox nixes FedEx: Those hoping to watch Kevin Federline make his big screen debut in the Forrest Whitaker and Keanu Reeves film Night Watch are going to have to keep waiting, perhaps until How High 2.
• Virtually stylish: Swedish fashion giant H&M teams up with The Sims to offer budding FIT grads a chance to show their stuff in the virtual world with The Sims 2 H&M Fashion Stuff.
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