Why can't Fergie keep her stories straight when it comes to where and when she is slated to perform? First, there was the Hamptons incident, in which the pint-size pea eschewed a promised performance in favor of telling audiences how much she hearts Taco Bell. But wait. She was never officially slated to sing, insider sources told Radar. (The Chalupa championing: also not part of the official program.)
Now the whole scenario, like an ill-considered seven-layer burrito at 3 a.m., is repeating. Radar hears that several PR companies and party promoters were hawking a four-song Fergie set at Alhambra Restaurant in Chicago last week, but no such set took place. Instead—according to at least four eyewitnesses—Fergs arrived an hour late (clearly reeling from spending the day at a boozy barbecue), ordered several bottles of tequila, and made it through half a song before hopping off stage to party with friends.