• Scream team: Just in case that whole Price is Right thing doesn't work out, Rosie O'Donnell might have a gig lined up as a talk-show tag team with Don Imus.
• Ride or die: Washington, D.C., journalists gather for a game of that old Fourth Estate pasttime, Segway polo.
• Best wishes: Rehabbing redhead Lindsay Lohan has decided to celebrate her 21st birthday at the plush Promises dryhouse rather than Vegas nightclub Pure. Guess she'll just have to wait for her first legal taste.
• Panic mode: Hillary Clinton is busting out a secret weapon in Iowa: her bloated, wrinkly, philandering husband.
• Au naturale: Fewer American mothers are subjecting their sons to the horror of having their foreskin chopped off.