POPPED PAPA LOU Pearlman
Officials book Pearlman, producing along the way one hell of a mug shot. As he's on his way back to Central Florida for a spanking, his former business partner in Orlando's Club Paris—the Paris Hilton-branded, pink-everything nightmare nightclub—reveals that Pearlman borrowed a half-million bucks from him before fleeing to Indo. At least now, with this yellow-cake blond menace behind bars, the backstreets are a little safer.