King neighborhood-blockwatcher Bill O'Reilly is scared of lesbian gangs. Scared for you, sure, but as always, mostly scared for the children. (After all, this story is but a mere hair away from proof that gays actively recruit members of their "gang.") And who could blame O'Reilly, what with the havoc that GTO (Gays Taking Over), DTO (Dykes Taking Over), and the True Colors Tour have wreaked on the nation? O'Reilly stands up where the pinheads stand down.