• A two-person after-party: After sitting behind Prince William at the Concert for Diana, on-again off-again girlfriend Kate Middleton makes a midnight appearance at his home.
• Military munchies: The Pentagon employs a mechanical monster to chew up old F-14's—to the tune of $900,000.
• Rosie gets raunchy: She disturbingly admits, "I would have had more fun in prison than Paris."
• An Apu upgrade: To promote The Simpsons Movie, a dozen 7-11 stores convert into Kwik-E-Marts.