• Nothing but Rumers: Rumer Willis just happened to find herself in a La Quinta hotel room during a marijuana drug bust, somehow managing to avoid arrest and any further investigation.
• Tough Rove: White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove is issued a subpoena to testify about the dismissal of U.S. attorneys in the ongoing Gonzales-gate dispute.
• Bottle to throttle: An independent health panel finds that sauced-up NASA astronauts are allowed to fly on shuttle launches. Related: Space sabotage?!
• Smash my Gameboy SP: It's an all-clear at Long Beach Airport, where officials evacuated the premises due to the discovery of an exposed-wire version of a handheld game.