• By any means necessary: Looking to obtain sole custody of his kids, K-Fed sends out an ex-Israeli commando to issue subpoenas to Britney's cousin and her former boy-toy.
• Run-up to war: According to a long-time confidant, "Rupert thinks the Times is vulnerable. He's going to go after them." And he's taking at least a couple Wall Street Journal staffers with him.
• Oh-so-subtle: At a raucous protest near Cheney's home in Wyoming, anti-war activists tape themselves toppling an effigy of the vice president, evoking the time Iraqis pulled down a statue of Saddam Hussein.
• Rosie's haiku: After getting into a shouting match with a homophobic motorcyclist, Rosie finds catharsis writing about the incident on her blog.