An inmate sues puppy-punishing Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick for "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars," (and alleges ties to Al Qaeda). Based on the going rate for primo pitbulls ($10,000), Vick would have to sell 6.3 quadrillion (6,300,000,000,000,000) first-pick males to pay for that. Get humpin', li'l doggies! [FOX]
