• Sid & Nancy, Pete & Kate, etc.: Following a trip to the hospital, Amy Winehouse reveals to the world that she and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, are addicted to heroin.
• Black (and blue) Berry message: Foxy Brown gets released on bail after allegedly hitting a neighbor in the mouth with her BlackBerry.
• Whack flow: Karl Rove says his one regret from working at the White House is that he played "MC Rove" at a CNN dinner where he danced and rapped to everyone's delight.
• Fox News whitewash : The Daily Kos discovers that someone at the Fox News building has been deleting passages it doesn't like from the Wikipedia pages of Keith Olbermann, Brit Hume, and Shepard Smith, among others. O'Reilly's mistakes, however, are left as they stand.