Heidi and Spence may not be fo' realz, but don't return that Le Creuset crock pot you got them as an engagement gift just yet. Give it to First Twin Jenna Bush and her intended Henry Hager, the son of a Virginia politico and a former lackey for Karl Rove. Jenna got her rock yesterday, and Henry thereby ensured a life of access to the Kennebunkport compound and Jenna's suspiciously perma-tanned bod. [MSNBC]
