SMART 'SHOPPING Sarkozy
• French rolls: French pres Nicholas Sarkozy has a friend in French mag Paris Match, which Photoshopped him to look his skinny best. Russian Pres Vladimir Putin: No such luck.
• Flip-flopper: YouTubette Obama Girl shocks twice, revealing that she will appear in Playboy and may very well vote for Hillary.
• Off the chain: After a Michael Vick-inspired crackdown on dog fighting, Atlanta unleashes its morality police and considers banning other indecent behavior, like wearing baggy pants and showing bra straps.
• Kids on drugs: Hot on the heels of the High School Musical 2 media blitz, the FDA approves the use of a new drug to treat schizophrenia in children and teens.