• Call me: Everyone's favorite toxic bachelor, Colin Farrell, is unleashed on the streets of New York City once again.
• Bobby Vs. Whitney: Bobby Brown was so desperate for custody of daughter Bobbi Kristina that he lived in a car.
• Astronauts not drunk, just unpleasant: NASA claims those uppity astronauts aren't drunk all the time—not even Lisa "crazy-pants" Nowak.
• Wilson watch: Troubled thespian Owen Wilson loses a role in a Ben Stiller-directed film about actors in a war. Still unclear: the downside.
• They like to watch, too: In efforts to fight "heart-damaging" pornography, Chinese officials unveil adorable, animated characters who "patrol" the Web for online porn.