• Tale of the tape: You read about it yesterday, now listen to it today. Presenting the Senator Larry "Wife Stance" Craig arrest tape.
• Ugly Posh: NBC confirms that Victoria Beckham will guest star on next season's Ugly Betty as one of Mode's mannequins.
• Crackdown: It only took more than a month for the WWE to respond to its highest profile tragedy, suspending 10 wrestlers for using drugs and steroids.
• Dirty donor: Democrats across the country, most notably Hillary Clinton, cannot flee from fugitive donor Norman Hsu fast enough.
• Cash cow: According to court documents filed by K-Fed's lawyer, Britney rakes in an average of $737,868 a month. But she still can't afford pants.