For those of you who do not live in metropolitan areas with buses and subways where pedestrians' opinions are free to flow (sometimes at Niagra Falls-like force), we give you these takes on pop culture's pets—Paris Hilton, Lindsay "Logan,"Britney Spears, and the like. They're pretty much what you could hear screamed on street corners and the N train at rush hour in Manhattan. [I Hate Young People]
