All five celebrity mags ran a pic this week of eerily hot baby Shiloh Jolie-Pitt clutching a roll of scotch tape while in mamma Angelina's arms. The implications of the tape are unclear. Among the tidbits we're being fed are that Angie is: making more babies with Brad Pitt (In Touch), breaking up with Brad Pitt (Life & Style), marrying Brad Pitt (OK!), not doing anything the other tabloids claim she's doing regarding Brad Pitt (Us).
One thing all the weeklies can agree on is that Britney Spears is not currently involved with Brad Pitt and she lost custody of her kids to Kevin Federline earlier this week.
Life & Style scores a coup for having a reporter in the right club (Sutra Lounge) at almost the right time (a week before Britney was ordered to turn the kids over to Kev). They commandeer the exclusive on-the-record interview with Spears, who says, "I miss my babies when they're gone. I'm just trying to have some fun." L&S displays great restraint in not having an expert analyze how Brit's words show she's an unfit mother and/or not showing adequate concern over the future of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.