• Dearest wife ...: "Erect penis," underage boy gay websites, breastfeeding, and, of course, "cellular regression"—a few of the nuggets in Charlie Sheen's alleged e-mail exchanges with "sad, jobless pig" ex Denise Richards.
• Spears fishing: Britney Spears solidifies her position as a conduit for has-beens, B-listers and book-hawkers to get their name in the press. The latest: Tatum O'Neal.
• Pitch meeting: Not to be outdone by Howard K. Stern's press grab/lawsuit, Larry Birkhead uses the New York Daily News to float the idea of his own reality show—which would chronicle the life of Birkhead and his tiny golden goose, Dannielynn. So who wants to pay Larry?
• Pay for play?: With its new pay-as-you-like album In Rainbows, Radiohead forces fans to reveal their song-stealing, arts-killing, cheapskate ways.