• Harshing Mitt's mellow: Politbot Mitt Romney clumsily dodges a muscular dystrophy sufferer in a wheelchair who asks the '08 candidate if he'd have him arrested for the use of medical marijuana.
• Mahmoud swing: In a rare shift in momentum, 100 students really go for it at a Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speech in Iran, chanting "death to dictator."
• Colon cancer blow-out: The Osbournes auction off the contents of three homes to benefit, in part, Sharon's Colon Cancer charity. Sayeth the Ozzman: "I don't know why we are selling everything as I want it all."
• Post production: 66 stars who blog.
• Britney's sex tapes coming soon: Britney Spears was robbed over the weekend, and burglars allegedly took sex tapes and explicit photos.