Alleged bathroom-stall toe-tapper Larry Craig staunchly maintained his heterosexuality last night by sitting down (with his wife, no less) for an interview with Matt Lauer. To hear the senator tell it, he was simply pulling up his pants and minding his own business before being "jerked out" of the bathroom by a cop who proceeded to slap him in handcuffs. Nothing gay there.
Lauer asks if Craig has tried "taking in" everything; Craig responds that, "For a time, I tried to take it in, but then it became too aggressive." Also, now he's "wrestling with it." So that's settled.
