SIDEKICKS Norris, Huckabee (inset)
When it comes to beating terrorists, Chuck Norris's weapon of choice is a Delta Force attack cycle capable of crashing through walls and firing missiles from its tailpipe. But when it comes to defeating Hillary Clinton, there's no better assault vehicle than countrified joke-dispenser Mike Huckabee.
In his column in today's World Net Daily, Norris declares the former Arkansas governor and chubby guy "the real deal."