We're incredibly close to learning the truth about Dennis Kucinich—that he's a weird little alien deposited here to screw with our political system. Astral projectionist Shirley MacLaine says the tiniest presidential candidate once had a close encounter at her home. "The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him," MacLaine says. [Plain Dealer]
