• Shock the vote: Not only is Hillary Clinton the most macho candidate, she'd make the scariest Halloween mask, too, according to a new poll. Second place: Giuliani. Also scary: Radar's downloadable poli-pumpkins
• In the doghouse: Spitzer-heckling political consultant Roger Stone gets teary-eyed recalling a dead dog, then tells reporter to fuck off.
• Yes: Jonathan Rhys Myers in the new Details: "You know why I stay out of the limelight? I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I'm crap at what I do. I think they will figure out I'm crap. Doesn't everybody have that feeling?"
• Poll dancing: Obama busts what is allegedly a "move" on the Ellen show.