The Smoking Gun unearths the guy behind the guy we told you about yesterday, the real icky auteur behind 2 Girls 1 Cup: Brazilian Marco Fiorito. In a court declaration, Fiorito offers this ray of hope to anyone convinced they'll be condemned to hell for having seen the clip that's burning up the Internet (and inspiring a knockoff by Simpson-nailing guitar noodlist John Mayer): "I have already made fetish movies with scat/feces using chocolate instead of feces. Many actors make scat films but they don't agree to eat feces." [TSG]