Will Dick Cheney's fantasy of carpet bombing the tiny mushroom-capped house of Smurf-sized Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ever come true? President Bush kept the dream alive, barely, in a press conference this morning that centered on Monday's surprising report about Iran's nuclear intentions. The new National Intelligence Estimate concludes that the Islamic republic ditched an illegal nuclear weapons program four years ago, contrasting markedly with the Administration's talking points and the National Intelligence Estimate of 2005, which assured with "high confidence" that the nation was in hot pursuit of membership in the nuclear club.