NOT HORSING AROUND Olbermann
On last night's Countdown, Keith Olbermann connected the dots between faux-populist wind-bag Lou Dobbs and illegal immigrants. The logic goes like this: When she's not sucking Facebook, Dobbs's daughter is into the elite sport of horse jumping, a pastime that's propped up on the backs of undocumented workers, according to a book cited by Olbermann. Using the transitive property, that means Lou Dobbs is responsible for the employment of the illegal aliens he so passionately rails against nightly. Also according to this logic, Lou Dobbs employs Kevin Bacon.