It's a hodgepodge on the glossy covers this week. Life & Style has gunshots at the Jolie-Pitt place; Us has lawsuit-inducing plastic surgery speculation; OK! has a very boring Christmas special with Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo (perhaps the mag got the exclusive as a payback for the nudie pics of the couple they bought to not run). 
WHOLE LOTTA LOVE Jennifer(Photo: Getty Images)
So this week we're going to dedicate this space to two "actresses" better known for their breasts, who seem to desperately want some ink—Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.