FRIES WITH THAT SHEIKH Bin Laden, Spurlock (inset)
Leave it to a filmmaker who who can't even polish off a supersized McDonald's meal without ralphing out of his car window to succeed where the United States military has failed. Rumors—and perhaps savvy publicists—have Internet-types speculating that Spurlock may have finally found hipster-bearded lanky lucifer Osama Bin Laden.
But did he?