With the glossies all rolling out a Power Lists—Out names the 50 with the most "gay power," Details names its most influential people (it's sort of like reading a list of Darwin Award winners), and we have our own nürads—Entertainment Weekly arbitrarily decided that it's not about power in Hollywood anymore. It's about smarts, "The 50 Smartest People in Hollywood," specifically. So every person on this list has got to be a real mensch, right? Not exactly. After the jump, the braniacs in their own words ...