What do you get the Master of the Universe in your life who already has a closet full of $3,000 Savile Row suits, a bright yellow Porsche 911, and a steady schedule of bottle service at Marquee? This $36 cotton T-shirt, of course! (Or maybe: "My Other Jet is a Bigger Jet." Har har.) It's the perfect accompaniment to the $425 gold Poop Pill or the $100,000 jewel-encrusted Givenchy ice bucket he's hoping for.