HOT BEEF INJECTION? Hulk, Rosie
A last-minute edition to Beef of the Week, the fresh carcass of the Hulk Hogan/Rosie O'Donnell stink runs the risk of going rank before it's had a chance to cure—and subsequently rot. We're here to help usher things along, people.
It all began with a comment from the Hulk's fu-manchu-draped trap, when the tank-topped wrestler took a verbal swing at Rosie at a press event for his new (old) show, American Gladiators. Asked who he'd like to see one of his gladiator's righteously beat down, the reality star, and soon-to-be bachelor, wasted no time in burping out Ro's porky sobriquet: "Without a doubt Rosie O'Donnell. Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up." Well then!
Ro's rejoinder? In the form of a quaint poem, of course: "hulk hogan / the wrestler guy / wants to pummel me / isnt that sweet / and wildly odd / its like a gang of gross guys / a club almost / old dumb white and on tv".
Sounds of dismissal, Hulk.