"Enough is enough. I am not a criminal," says Girls Gone Wild meatstick Joe Francis to the New York Times from his jail cell in Reno, where he has been locked up for the past eight months on charges of tax evasion. Some, like the L.A. Times reporter he allegedly assaulted and the girl he allegedly raped, would likely disagree. But Francis, who has not been allowed to post bail, does seem to be getting a raw deal, at least to the rich friends and neighbors he hasn't raped. Even Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren is in his corner! "This is a grudge match," Van Susteren, a lawyer, tells the Times. "They're messing with him, without a doubt, and that's because Joe has poked a stick in the eyes of the prosecutors who have the power to hold him."