As it turns out (and as was widely expected), Britney Spears's new beau is nothing more than a glorified cabana boy. Paparazzo Adnan Ghalib sets the bar high, though—not quite mooching like K-Fed, but plenty content with taking free rent, free meals, and all the photo ops in the world in exchange for keeping her Malibu manse spotless and carting Britney all over town. But don't let those booze stains on her blouse fool you: Britney knows what she's doing. From Ghalib's recent £20,000 sale of photos of the couple, she took a large chunk of the cash for herself.