In the fallout of that nutty nine-minute Scientology commercial, everyone with a black turtleneck, handy-cam, and Internet access (except Steve Jobs) is unleashing a Tom Cruise parody onto the Web. Following the background clip above, indulge in Radar's roundup of some of the best TC spoofs the Internet has to offer (you're welcome). Enjoy Craig Ferguson's freaky facial expressions, relish the way-gay Iceman/Maverick moment, and try not to get seduced by the glorious guffawing and hypnotic hand gestures.