Back in November, we reported that Jeffrey Epstein, the tacky pervert billionaire accused of sexually assaulting able-bodied, underage girls up and down the Eastern seaboard, opted to take his chances in court rather than cop a plea. Today we bring you the details of the first suit. The complaint, filed by one "Jane Doe," seeks to extract from Epstein "damages in excess of $50 million," which actually seems an appropriate payout for having a creepy old dude fondle you with a brightly colored vibrator.
The pertinent facts presented in the complaint (downloadable pdf after the jump): Epstein, "a man of tremendous wealth, power, and influence," also happens to have a "sexual preference and obsession with underage minor girls." To satiate this appetite, "he engaged in a plan and scheme in which he gained access to primarily economically disadvantaged minor girls in his home, sexually assaulted them, and then gave them money." One of these girls, the plaintiff "Jane Doe," was only 14!