On this the day of President Bush's final State of the Union address, someone remembered to pay attention to the current president instead of the other people running for the right to give that long, boring speech next year. Unfortunately, he's a complete nutjob who ran up to the White House gates screaming threats—and hopefully colorful epithets—at George. After he was tackled and dragged off by Secret Service guys, a suspicious package was found and authorities have evacuated the North Lawn, Pennsylvania Avenue, and Lafayette Park. People will do anything these days to feel that special nostalgia for the Clinton years. [Reuters]
