• Welcome back!: Rehabbed Lindsay Lohan seen out boozing at multiple NYC locations, according to reports. LiLo is also said to be taking birdie sips of Hills asshat Brody Jenner as well.
• New digs: Barack Obama donor, slumlord, and man the Clintons have "no relationship with" Anthony Rezko has his bond revoked, ordered jailed after prosecutors accuse him of being less than truthful with the court about his finances.
• Blowback: New Radical Kathy Griffin banned from appearing on The View a second time after the show's producers decide she was too mean to Barbara Walters on her last special.
• Trouble in the ranks: The New York State chapter of NOW calls Ted Kennedy's Obama endorsement "the ultimate betrayal." But, the New York City chapter of the women's organization says it's all good, Kennedy is a buddy.
• Music to somebody's ears: The WGA agrees to allow its writers to work the Grammy Awards, promising the same ridiculous, irrelevant show we've come to know and loathe.
• Rove-r, don't come over: After students protest, Karl Rove withdraws as the commencement speaker for fancy-pants prep school Choate Rosemary Hall, alma mater of JFK (aka Obama for a former generation) and Adlai Stevenson. Can this please inspire Gossip Girl writers to pen a "very special episode" when they return to work?