God Continues Destruction of Modern Gomorrahs

Another week, another mysterious casino fire. This time, the inferno broke out on the roof of the Great Cedar Hotel at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut. It was significantly smaller than last week's Monte Carlo blaze, but Connecticut's a much smaller state and, in all honesty, it was hard for God to get that mad about the Native Americans extracting reparations quarter by quarter from the descendants of the people who killed them in Her name. That's probably why it only hit the VIP lounge, since She knew there wouldn't be too much collateral damage.