Sunday brunch at Anna Wintour's should be mildly more amusing than usual this week, given the racy content of her soon-to-be son-in-law's latest Observer opus. In the eloquently titled "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmm ... oh ... oh ... oh ... oh ...," Spencer Morgan, who recently became engaged to Anna's fetching stepdaughter Alexis Bryan, gives the rundown on vibrating cock rings, which, according to one eager southern belle quoted in the article, is "a little a ring that goes on the penis and at the top there's a tiny little vibrator and when you're having sex it touches right on your clitoris."
Morgan never cops to actually test-driving the device, though we're told that the idea for the article came to him one steamy night when Alexis presented him with a pair of the low-voltage doohickeys. The closest he does get to revealing any personal info that might make Anna squirm is when he writes that "The battery inside the wee buzz bomb runs out after about 20 minutes. Which makes each vibrating ring good for one pop." (Four pops around these parts.)
Not that we're saying Anna's a prude or anything. It's just that she might not be as eager as we are to learn about her kid's sex life, particularly when there are electronics involved.