• Doob-ious: Barack Obama scores a surge in fundraising. Coincidentally, he clarifies that he stands to decriminalize marijuana.
• Words fail: Bill Clinton, stumping for wife Hillary, makes an odd comment to the effect that we must now slow the economy in order fight global warming.
• Wild game: Four people plead guilty to manslaughter charges stemming from a Monopoly game gone terribly wrong.
• Britney, an update: Laxatives! Pseudonyms! Mamma Spears sleeping with Brit's boyfriend!? We can't wait for tomorrow to start.