Tired of getting your Lutfi in tiny little nuggets? Here's what we know about Britney's bad bud Sam—Osama to us.
Age: 33
Occupation: Barnacle on the celebrity cruise ship
Place(s) of residence: From hospitals to HoJos, wherever Britney's flopping
Turn-ons: X17online.com
Turn-offs: Independence
First appearance: October, 2007, in Life & Style, when Lutfi was reportedly trying to hawk Britney's diary for $2 million. He later denied it, saying Spears doesn't even have a diary.