Few things excite the monkeys who pound out headlines on tiny typewriters like the chance to be pun-ny. And few opportunities present themselves better than the weekly box-office returns. This time around was no exception, as Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson's Boflex-infomercial- disguised-as-rom-com, Fool's Gold, finished the weekend atop the list.
The result: a goldmine filled with pyrite ...