The Ku Klux Klan wants you to know: "Despite some rumors, the Ku Klux Klan is not endorsing Barack Obama for President." The source of the confusion, says the group of mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers, is the Onion-like satirical website, The Daily Squib, whose joke headline stated, "Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama." Not true, says the troupe of sheet-clad cousin-humpers. In fact, Thomas Robb, national director of The Knights Party wonders, "Is he willing to stand for the protection of white men, women and children who are quickly to be America's new minority." [sic]