Britney Heads For The Hills

POOR DECISION-MAKER Spears (Photo: Getty Images)

• Double trouble: Britney's mental condition may be even even worse than previously thought. She's recorded a duet with Hills girl Heidi Montag called "Dramatic."

• No deal: American Idol meanie Simon Cowell passes up a $2 million offer to be the new spokesman for Viagra, calling the offer a "fucking insult."

• Ad subtraction: Following a rehab stint and recent nude pics in New York magazine, Jill Stuart leaves Lindsay Lohan out of its ad campaign.

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