• Boob tube: Bravo's The Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger, it seems, set up her richie client up with an escort and Playboy cybergirl, whom he has reportedly already split from. Proving finally that the vetting process for television is much like that of book publishing.
• Everything sucks: The new trend in teen-lit? Vampires.
• Rules were made to be broken: The governors of Florida and Michigan want their states' delegates seated. [SLIGHTLY RELATED: Mich. Gov. Jennifer Granholm is a total hottie.]
• Last meal: Sweary chef Gordon Ramsay is having a hard time keeping his restaurants open.
• No Boys Allowed: A new rule banning men from the campus gym at Harvard for several hours so female Muslim students can exercise has some students in an uproar. But when was the last time you saw a buff guy from Harvard? Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting, that's when.
• Bitches may be the new black: However, if the bitches are black, they don't seem to get the love.