At what was the final Gridiron Club dinner of his presidency, President Bush took to the stage this weekend and sang some personalized lyrics to the tune of "Green Green Grass of Home" for Washington journalists, Supreme Court justices, and assorted politicos. Very sadly, the clip is not yet floating around the Web (a clip picking up at the end of the performance is here). But with lines as frighteningly embarrassing as "Yes, you're gonna miss me, the way you used to quiz me," it can't be long until some video-phone-holding neocon renegade surrenders to the temptation to let it go embarrassingly—and rightfully—viral. We're hoping, anyway.