Stephen Colbert, now with freshly inspired writers, does the math on the Eliot Spitzer timeline and realizes that Spitzer made an appearance on the Report right after booking a ho date and just hours before allegedly rendezvousing with "Kristen" at the Mayflower hotel in D.C. for $4,300 worth of love. "Evidently," says Colbert, "I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich."