We've always been somewhat amused by greasy oil heir and "Firecrotch" coiner Brandon Davis. Unlike fellow rich kids Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, Davis never even attempted to parlay his wealth and Hollywood connections into a brand or career; rather, he's simply been content to get fat and act like a drunk, boorish lout. That is a career path we can get behind! (His parents are evidently less enthused: they've supposedly cut him off.) Anyway, yesterday, grease monkey Davis was kicked out of The Hills star Lauren Conrad's fashion show in L.A. for "screaming and yelling and waving around a bag of white powder." The New York Post has been diligently chronicling Davis' ups and downs for the past month; it ain't pretty. A recap, after the jump: